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Archie's Subs and Eatery burger review

Archie's Subs and Eatery Burger Review – Port Colborne, ON

April 15, 2019•3 min read
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Gold Medal Burger Quest · #57 of 140

Archie's Subs and Eatery Burger Review – Port Colborne, ON

JGBy Joe GonzalezApril 15, 2019 · Burger Reviews
Joe's Score7.8 / 10
Price$6.16
LocationPort Colborne, ON
Leaderboard#57 of 140

Earlier in the day, while I was filming a burger review in Wainfleet, somebody told me I had to go to Archie's. So on a rainy afternoon, Robyn and I headed to Archie's Subs and Eatery at the corner of Clarence and Catharine in Port Colborne. The burger scores a 7.8, #57 out of 140 on my Gold Medal Burger rankings.

My order

Lettuce, onion and pickle only, for $6.16. Because of the rain, it came double bagged, a plastic bag protecting the paper bag, with the burger wrapped in tin foil. I'd heard good things about both the subs and the burgers here, and I'm hoping to do a Must See Monday one day with Laurie, the owner.

First look

A big bun, juice on the wrapper, shredded lettuce, pickles and onions. I suspected a homemade patty, and there was only one way to find out.

First bite

One bite, everybody knows the rules. Hot. Very hot. The hottest hamburger of the quest, and it burned my tongue. Nobody can say this burger sat around waiting. The bun was very lightly toasted, if at all, and fresh.

  • Bun: Big, fresh and very lightly toasted.
  • Patty: Big, really meaty, no filler. The more I ate, the more I enjoyed it.
  • Toppings: Shredded lettuce, onion and dill pickles with a little bite.
  • Value: $6.16 for a burger this size is pretty good value.

Land of the sevens

A good all around, solid burger. Not in the sixes, not in the eights. Firmly in the land of the sevens. Friendly people in Port Colborne, too.

Right across from Wendy's

Archie's sits right across the street from a brand new Wendy's. Will the quest ever stop at a Wendy's? Maybe one day, but that day the local spot got the review, and Archie's held up its end with a big, hot, homemade burger.

My verdict

A 7.8 at Archie's. Hot, big, meaty and cheap, on a fresh bun. You can come here any time and get a good burger for about six bucks, and I want to come back for a sub.

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About the author

Joe Gonzalez

Joe Gonzalez spent years on a quest for the world’s best Gold Medal Burger, ordering the same burger at 150 restaurants across Niagara and beyond and scoring every one on camera. He also reviews pizza on review.pizza.

Joe Gonzalez

Joe Gonzalez

Joe Gonzalez is a REALTOR® and the broker of record at Right Choice Happenings Realty in Wainfleet, Ontario. He's also the face behind the pizza and burger reviews, host of the Happenings Podcast, and the guy who went from 251.8 lbs to 174.8 on camera with Health Happenings.

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