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Crystal Chandelier Cafe burger review

Crystal Chandelier Cafe Burger Review – Crystal Beach, ON

May 24, 2019•3 min read
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Gold Medal Burger Quest · #116 of 140

Crystal Chandelier Cafe Burger Review – Crystal Beach, ON

JGBy Joe GonzalezMay 24, 2019 · Burger Reviews
Joe's Score5.9 / 10
Price$12.37
LocationCrystal Beach, ON
Leaderboard#116 of 140

Crystal Beach is one of the most beautiful places in Niagara, and I came out to try the Crystal Chandelier Cafe, Etc. The burger scores a 5.9, good for #116 out of 140 burgers on my Gold Medal Burger rankings.

My order

I ordered a hamburger with lettuce, onion and pickle. It cost $12.37, and when I picked it up I could already feel it: a whole pile of french fries I didn't order. Robyn's ruling was that when you order a hamburger, you have to say no sides. So next time, I'll list everything I don't want, from the bacon and egg sandwich to the Caesar salad to the draft beer.

A first look

The bun was something different: flat and thin. I wasn't sure what to call it, but I liked the idea, and it was heavily toasted, the way I like it. There was lettuce, a little red onion, some pickle, and a patty that looked homemade.

First bite

One bite, everybody knows the rules, and it was better than I thought. The fries had me down going in, but the flavour was good and it was not a backyard burger. The pickle was dripping.

  • Bun: Thin and flat, a nice change, but a little over toasted. Not burnt, just overdone.
  • Patty: Looks homemade, with good flavour.
  • Toppings: Lettuce, a little red onion and a juicy pickle.
  • Fries: Not ordered, and they cost the burger.
  • Value: $12.37, with fries I didn't ask for.

The people

Even with the fries in my lap, I kept coming back to the bun. I liked the thin bun idea enough to take one more taste just to judge it again, and my read stayed the same: a good concept, cooked a touch too long.

I waited a few minutes inside and chatted with one of the guys at the bar and the woman working, maybe the owner. Very nice people.

My verdict

A 5.9. I like the thin bun concept and the flavour was still good, but between a slightly over toasted bun and fries I didn't order, this wasn't going to be one of my better scores. Nice people, beautiful town, but the Gold Medal Burger is lettuce, onion and pickle, and nothing else.

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About the author

Joe Gonzalez

Joe Gonzalez spent years on a quest for the world’s best Gold Medal Burger, ordering the same burger at 150 restaurants across Niagara and beyond and scoring every one on camera. He also reviews pizza on review.pizza.

Joe Gonzalez

Joe Gonzalez

Joe Gonzalez is a REALTOR® and the broker of record at Right Choice Happenings Realty in Wainfleet, Ontario. He's also the face behind the pizza and burger reviews, host of the Happenings Podcast, and the guy who went from 251.8 lbs to 174.8 on camera with Health Happenings.

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